I got a bar about a bar
It's not a joke
It's just a bar
A nigga walks into a bar
Took his seat
He liked his liquor hard
His women easy
Legend has it he was callous
Like fingers that pick guitars
He was just a hick that parked his pickup truck cause it was dark to take a piss
The road was long
The line was long as shit
He thought about it
Held it in and sipped his straw
Ashed out his cigar and walked out into his car
Forget that nigga
There was a line inside the bar
The line was so long it wrapped behind the bar
And exposed moonshine and wine inside the jar
And it kept going into the alley and the trash behind the bar
To the same nigga
He was taking a piss behind his car
The nigga in the front seen that the shit was out of order
The nigga in the back seen that the meter's outta quarters
The patrons in the middle wish this line was way shorter
I would tell you their names but they names is unimportant